Mean Machine

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(comedy, drama, sport)

Disgraced ex-England captain (Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan) is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. Whilst in jail, he doesn't recieve any favours because of his celebrity status in the outside world. He is out numbered and many prisoners constantly barrage him with insults for letting down his country in a crucial World Cup game. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. These prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards. The prisoners are lead by Danny and the whole of the prison, guards aside, are behind them. Game on.......

actors:

Vinnie Jones as Danny Meehan
David Kelly as Doc
David Hemmings as Governor
Ralph Brown as Burton
Vas Blackwood as Massive
Robbie Gee as Trojan
Geoff Bell as Ratchett
John Forgeham as Sykes
Sally Phillips as Tracey
Jason Flemyng as Bob Likely
Danny Dyer as Billy the Limpet
Jason Statham as The Broadhurst Monk
Martin Wimbush as Z
David Reid as Barman
David Cropman as Second Barman
directors:
Barry Skolnick
rating:6.10

See also: Comedy: Valiant

See also: Vinnie Jones in Snatch.